Alex Jay Berman's Spider-Follies


Spidey welcomes you--in his own distinctive way--to the page ...

"Two more months! Two More Months!"
"You! In the balcony! 'Little Mr. President' wants to talk to you!"

Don't talk to me about the F@#$ing Spider-Clone ...
"... but I ... can't ... help ... falling in love ..."

... All I know is that you had BETTER be a hallucination.
(Last time I go drinking with the Bush twins ...)

You drank the WHOLE KEG?!? Dude! MAJOR uncool! That was for the Gamma Phi Delta sisters! What am I supposed to put the Rohypnol in now?

"So, I was dancing with Uma, and ..."
Again! Step, kick, kick, kick, kick, turn!

"Y ..."
"M ..."

"C ..."
"A ..."

PASSION OF THE SPIDER
(I'm so going to hell for this one ...)

"Pony ride! Pony ride!"

"Incredible Hulk? More like Infinitesimal, darling ..."
"No, it's MY turn on the computer!
Dammit!
I ... WANT ...PORN!!!"


"I am sooo letting you guys have it in my LiveJournal ..."
"Rock star! RAWK STAR!!!"

"'Of course you can swing out to the minimart, Peter ... I need more Tampax now, Peter ..." rassumfrasssum ... FELICIA never made me do rag runs ..."
"I shall call you ..."
"If you say 'Mini-Me,' I swear I'll ..."
"No; I was gonna say, 'Gerbil.' And you can call me 'Mr. Gere'."


"oh my god."