Zaa Alex Jay Berman's Obsession With His Hair

Alex Jay Berman, for good or ill ...


Okay, kids; this is just to give you an idea of how the hair's growing--just as a cautionary tale, here's what NOT to let your hair look like ...

This shot is from the beginning of June, right when I got the camera.
I'd not cut my hair since January.

Next we have a shot almost two months later, from the end of July. The sides were getting way too unruly, and their growth had outstripped the back by a long mark, so I had a quick cut done at the Hair Butchery.

Only about two weeks later, and things are looking better. The sides match better, even moreso that I'd taken to plastering them down with a tiny dab of the hair paste in the morning. By evening, they'd fan out just enough to look okay. Granted, the hairline area was starting to look terrifyingly sparse, but I now attribute that to not knowing how to use the hair paste. I mean, I'm not metrosexual enough for this crap.



... and just to break up the self-centered monotony, here's a demon cat for you ...



Now the hair seems to be growing much faster.


Left-FACE!
Right-FACE!

"The future's so bright ...


These pics are interesting; I was experimenting with covering the flash.

Here a little ...




... here a lot.


It makes a really cool effect.
You'll notice the timestamps of these pictures versus the ones in the white shirt above are earlier, but that the hair actually looks longer. As I said, the hair begins to fan out as the day progresses--and the white shirt pics were the only ones not taken in the middle of the night.

Some more recent shots--the hair isn't long enough to tie back yet, but it IS almost long enough to wear without putting crap in it.






Oh, he can't possibly want to inflict more on us ... Oh, no! More!

Too cool for the room ...
Rasputin lives?

But, with the judicious application of hairpaste ...
... and a latex band ...


... Alex fools everyone into thinking his hair is long enough to all be pulled back!


Huh. It's even starting to look okay with the rubber band out ...
... well, the hair, anyway.


"The way you wear your hat ..."
"The way you're balding, see?"

"The way you cope with that ..."
"No, no--don't take my hair away from me!"



Feel free to send me your ridicule